Who would have thought that Eminem secretly yearned to be a librarian? Is the life of a rap star not exciting enough for him, that he wants a career change to a more cerebral calling? In fact, it seems that he not only wants to be a librarian, but he wants to be the BEST librarian, as the lyrics of his recent song with Rihanna show:
At 1.36, he proudly declares:
“but it was confusing ’cause all I wanted to do is be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf.”
Bit odd, really, seeing as most librarians loathe looseleafing with a passion, but to each their own, I s’pose…
Dumpling in a Hanky 