For each library, a librarian. Preferably in it.

It happens to the best of us. No matter how horrible the thought, sooner or later, at some point in your career, someone’s going to suggest relocating your library. This can involve anything from a relatively simple move to a new location within the same building, to a shift to another town, but no matter what the scale of the move, there are certain truths to the library relocation process. This is what I’ve gathered about that process, both from personal experience, and the painful struggles of other librarians.
Things that you will be told:
  • You will be kept involved and informed at all stages of the process.
  • Your knowledge of how the physical library is actually used is important, and your contributions to the best layout and use of space/furniture in the library space will be taken into account.
  • Your shelf space will not be reduced. In fact, it may actually increase, in acknowledgement of the fact that as time goes on, library stocks and the space needed for them tend to increase.
  • The books will be carefully packed and moved by expert movers.
  • The library will be in an attractive, central, easily accessible location, to encourage all staff to use it fully.

The reality:
  • Nobody will remember you exist until the day before the move, when in desperation, you finally pin an Important Person down, and rip the new floorplan out of their hands.
  • Anything you say about library layout and actual library space/furniture use will be completely disregarded in favour of the plans of someone who thinks libraries are just an element of attractive interior design (“Those old books will look just *lovely* over there, beside the radiator. Wait, what do you mean heat’s bad for books?”).
  • Your shelf space WILL be reduced. And you’ll continue to be told it’s the same amount, until you try and reshelve your stock, and find you’re short of at least 15 feet of shelf space.
  • Your books will be packed and moved by expert FURNITURE movers, who have no idea why you’re upset when you unpack the boxes and find that books have been put in them in no order at all. Other than perhaps size. Or colour.
  • You will be placed in an out-of-the-way corner, perhaps originally planned to be a staff breakout area, but later decided against as it was felt to be too gloomy and/or poky. Natural light will be a distant memory.

There’s also quite a high likelihood that, at some point, some Important Person is going to have an idea. A bad idea. An idea that pops up now and again, and unfortunately, occasionally gets listened to.
The idea tends to go along these lines: “I don’t visit the library in person myself very much, therefore nobody does. And, of course, everything’s online now, isn’t it? I know…why not put the librarian somewhere else, then the library can just be a pretty space with decorative books, and people can use it for informal meetings!”
*sigh*
Lets reason this one out. The Important Person doesn’t use the library much themselves: that’s true. It’s true because they delegate the research work to their staff….who use the library heavily. So while they think the library’s not being used, it’s in fact being used a lot, just not directly by them. And yes, a lot of library resources are available online, in order to make sure as many people have access to the best materials as possible, but there’s also a continuous high demand for current textbooks on a wide range of subjects – lawyers don’t stop learning just because they’ve qualified! Staff of all levels of experience come to ask the librarian for help on lots of topics, and a lot of those times, to be able to help with those topics, the librarian will refer to textbooks. 
Of course, no matter what stock tracking or circulation system you have in place, that will be comprehensively ignored by fee earners, so the actual physical location of books as claimed by the catalogue is only a hypothetical idea. The reality is, the librarian’s continuously running an informal log in their head of who they last saw looking at/using a certain text, who called/emailed or spoke to them to ask for it last, how disposed that person is to actually signing books out on the system, and the level of qualification of the person who was last sighted with a book (and therefore the likelihood of them still having it – it is a universal law of law firms that if a trainee borrows a book, they can’t expect to leave it alone on their desk for more than 2 minutes without someone more qualified helping themselves to it). A combination of all these factors helps track whether a book is likely to be where the catalogue says it is, or if it is in reality actually lurking somewhere in a random department.
Without the librarian being located in the library, there’s no way to maintain this type of an overview of stock movement. Which means a huge waste of time as the librarian escalates the hunt from checking shelves in case the books have been replaced randomly on the shelves (a popular one – apparently shelfmarks are hard to understand, with all that crazy alphabetical order malarkey), then wandering around checking desks and paperwork piles for them, to sending office-wide emails trying to locate them. I’m not even going to get into how frequently journal issues can disappear when they’re not kept somewhere that the librarian can keep an eye on them, but lets just say it’s far cheaper to NOT lose an issue in the first place, than to have to pay to replace it!
And a librarian being away from the library stock means it’s harder to easily help the people coming along with an obscure question, which will often involve checking a dozen textbooks, and moving between different shelving areas as the hunt develops. To have to go and ask a librarian for help can be hard enough, without highlighting the fact to everyone in the vicinity by having to follow them across an office to get to the library. 
The library is also a place where people can come to be dumb. Not dumb as in “unable to speak”, but dumb as in “asking questions because you don’t know the answers and need help to find them”. In a law firm hierarchy, things can get competitive, and it’s hard to admit that you don’t know something, particularly when you’re a trainee (“But we didn’t cover this on the course!” is a frequently heard and plaintive wail). But, in the library, the librarian’s not your line manager, or anyone who will be concerned that you don’t know something – they’re actually the person who’s there specifically just to help you. And to be able to feel confident that you can ask the librarian for that help, you need to be able to access them in a place where it doesn’t feel like anyone is listening in on conversations and waiting to pick holes in your knowledge, or checking exactly what books you’re looking at. You need a place where you can explore vague ideas without feeling you’re being assessed…you need a library. And the librarian, who can act as a sounding board to tease out those meandering thoughts on a topic, and firm them up through questioning and analysis. That isn’t something a trainee can do while sitting at their desk, with their line manager lurking behind them!
Nor should the library ever be viewed as some sort of a meeting space, decorated with those pretty things called books – as stated above, it needs to be a neutral and easily accessible place, available at all times, and to all staff. And, despite stereotypes, libraries are no quieter than any other part of the office!
So, if ever you see some Important Person in your workplace wandering about looking at the library shelving with a gleam in their eye, and hear them mutter about hotdesking, and breakout areas in the library….grab a rope, whip up a lasso, and pull them aside for a quiet chat about why librarians might actually just be the best people to help inform discussions on how the library is and could be used?
Oh, and a parting mention of my favourite library relocation problem – an office which had a library area where the lighting was linked to a motion sensor on the roof. Under that motion sensor was placed….a shelving unit. As shelving units are not well known for their vigorous activity, this meant the lights turned off every 45 minutes. Unless the librarian performed a gymnastic stretching and waving routine at their desk…
Anyone else care to share their nightmare move stories?

Legal threats for recommending art

Early last December, as the year before, I put together a series of blog posts, recommending as Christmas gifts various library and library-themed items for sale that I’d found on Etsy or other sites.

One post consisted of items purely for putting on the wall: decorative paintings and prints. In order to show readers the visual art I was recommending, I put an image of each item on the blog, along with a direct link to each shop below that image, allowing potential buyers to go directly to where each item could be purchased. People seemed to enjoy the post, and previous ones, and many commented that they were tempted to buy, or would buy, various items I’d selected.

This week, I received simultaneously a notification of a comment on that blog post, and an email, with the same content, headed “copyright violation”.

Hello, 

Considering you work for a law firm I am amazed by your lack of knowledge on copyright!

The image of X in your post ‘Deck the halls with…erm…pictures of books? is the copyright of X and you have not obtained permission to reproduce it.

If you wish to use it, please add a credit and a link to the original image at X or legal action may be taken.

Thank you.

Yes, it’s always good to start an email with rudeness about my professionalism, that’ll definitely get the conversation off on the right foot, won’t it?

Now, as someone who shops a lot online, I thought that most businesses trying to generate sales of images online are aware that, in order to promote to others the purchase of those images, you need to be able to show them to the potential buyer first. It’s a standard practice in any of the many thousands of dedicated shopping blogs to post an image of the product they’re recommending, and a link to where to buy it. The only “use” of the image I was making in my post was to point it out to blog readers as an attractive product, and allow them to click on it to go straight to the retailers shop.

But, since they were unhappy with this approach to promoting their product, I immediately edited the post to remove the item entirely. It was also quite impressive that they were annoyed at me for not crediting the creator, when they themselves did not provide this information in their shop, making it impossible for me to do so. I had actually assumed that they themselves were the creators of the art, since there was nothing saying otherwise on their Etsy sale listing.

They also demanded that I link to their shop… which I had done for that image, and for every other image in the original post. So I was being told off for doing what I had done (linking to their shop), and not doing what it was impossible for me to do (name the artist).

Although, judging by the web address listed in the footer of the email, maybe it was their OTHER site I should have linked to, not their Etsy site. Erm,…what? They have another site?

I don’t know whether they’re somehow unaware that besides their main online site, they’re also running an Esty shop, which is where I found the item, and which I believed to be the only place to purchase it, but that seems to be the case. The Etsy shop has no reference to them having any other website. Now, if they don’t know that they have multiple online shops, was I supposed to know this through my magical powers, and also use those same powers to decide which of the sites that I didn’t know about I was to link to the same product on? It’s a bit confusing! And totally impossible!

So, after removing the image, I sent this reply.

I apologise for listing your image in a promotional capacity in order to encourage viewers of my blog to purchase the item from you, and of linking directly to your own Etsy shop in the text below the image in order to make purchase of that image easier for your customers. It would not have been possible at the time, or now, for me to credit the artist, as your own shop does not provide that information on the listing.

 I assume you no longer wish to have your products promoted to interested buyers, and so will remove the image and the link to your Etsy shop immediately.

 I promise never to promote the purchase of any of your products again, and wish you success in your attempt to generate business online in future, without allowing anyone to recommend the purchase of your products by displaying them, and linking to your shop.

I assume they’re also now very busy contacting anyone else who’s ever recommended their products by showing an image of them and linking to their shop, and sending them threatening emails too…

Also, maybe someone should point out to them that, when selling images online, it’s also good practice to introduce a watermark to the image? You know, so unscrupulous people don’t actually just save a copy of the image and print it out or sell it on, profiting from the replication of an image they don’t own?

The library gift hodgepodge

So, this is all the things that I’ve found that either turned up after I’d written the post they would have fitted into, or just didn’t fit into any sort of category easily!

I’ll leave it up to you to decide where each item falls…

Library doors
The Library
Home Libraries
Novels
Library in a cube
Library lizard
Red Riding Hood and the Wolf on the way to the library
Slye Wolf in the Library
In the Library
Library
The Library Lady Had A Great Trip
Library Ladies
I like BIG BOOKS and I cannot lie
Library Boy
Book collection painted necklace
Paper globe

Deck the halls with…erm…pictures of books?

Yes, it’s (almost*) the last of my library-gift themed blog posts, and it’s time to look at the walls. Those bare, booooooring library walls. Surely the librarian in your life would like a bit of art on them to perk them up a bit?

How about the traditional approach, of some books? Painted, drawn, cut out, coloured in: there’s books aplenty for those walls:

Shop (I’m a bit scared by the fact the desk and chairs seem to be levitating….)
Shop
Shop (this one features a traditional library favourite – the cat. It’s also available with a dog)
Shop (I’m not sure if they’re burning, or melting)
Shop (not the most restful of library images, that’s for sure)
Shop

Shop

Hell, maybe you just want a photo of books, never mind all this arty-farty stuff:

Shop

Perhaps an image of an unusual mode of transport for bringing library books back would fit in with the decor nicely?

Shop

Or another library inhabitant?

Shop (this is the only type of bookworm I want to see in my library!)

Or how about an even more librarish image: the image of a library itself?

Shop

Although perhaps you prefer your libraries to look….spooky?

Shop

Quotes about books and reading often go down well too:

Shop
Shop
Shop (hey, what about the other librarians?)
Shop
Shop

Or maybe you’d like images where the librarian themselves feature?

Shop

Even if they’re not in human form:

Shop
Shop
Shop (All librarians are angels. Fact.)

Perhaps a bit of humour would be appreciated?

Shop

Or, a linocut of a cosy, comfy looking sort of library to settle down in for a good read:

Shop

But, my vote for “the best thing to put on a library wall” is…an entire, miniature library. This one is on the theme of that traditional librarian favourite: cats.

Shop (subliminal message – BUY ME IT!)

* Still to come – a hodgepodge of random library-related stuff that I’ve found since the previous posts.