Remembering we have a different legal system

The lovely Scots Law News blog has pointed out a few teensy issues on the website of the new UK Supreme Court.

I particularly like the thought of judges being tried in their very own court…wonder if there’s specific crimes for judges? Other than the usual crossdressing (only a fashion crime) and frequenting “saunas” (sometimes a crime, depending on the activity indulged in…).
Any suggestions for judge-specific crimes?